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I just don't get it. Personal photo albums are such a crashing bore. I'd gnaw my foot off to avoid one. So why do people insist on putting them on web pages? Is it because nobody will watch their home movies anymore? Do they feel compelled to torture us online now?

At any rate, I've buckled to the pressure. Everyone says I need to have my personal photos on this web site. Fine. Here they are, but when you're bored to tears, don't say I didn't warn you...




Okay, so here's a picture of me. Now you know what I look like. Are you scared away yet? This is just a quick snapshot a friend took for me, since I needed a photo for someone else's training brochure.



On to the vacation pictures...


Here I am at my favorite vacation spot. The thin air is actually pretty good for my skin...opens up the pores or something like that.



On another occasion I vacationed out in the countryside, but got quite a surprise...


Here I am on my trip to the farm. To my amazement, I discovered that I had, not one, but, two identical twins!


Here we are playing hide and go seek. Nobody ever did find us. Of course, we were the only one's playing.



When I'm not busy doing software stuff or frolicking on my lavish vacations, I help others to find a better life with my award-winning Info-mercial programs, which usually run on cable around 2:30 AM local time...


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But I am also quite the statesman...


Here I am trying in vain to get Al Gore to crack a smile. "Okay, Al, tell me if you've heard this one. See, there's these two Buddhist monks who, like, go into a bar with a bag of unmarked cash..."



Oh, and by the way, I taught Hawking everything he knows...


Here I am doing a little repair work on my Time Machine. I really need one of those tool belts like Tim Allen wears on TV. My pets also tend to sneak in here with me...I'm afraid that one of my cats may have caused the Black Plague...



So there you have it. I'm just another ordinary guy. You could have just taken my word for it, then we wouldn't have wasted all this time here. I hope your satisfied.

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